I m not on duty

Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.

Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai.

Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.

Joke:Blootooth ka hai jamana

One: Oye tera ek daant neela kyun ho gaya?

Two: Yaar maine ink lagayi hai.

One: Woh kyun.?

Two: Kyun ke aaj kal "bluetooth" ka zamana hai yaar…

Joke:Shanti ke sath sona

Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.!

Wife: Kyun?

Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.

Joke: dhamkiya mill rahi hai

Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.

Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?

Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, "Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge."

Hi

Santa to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao.
Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya,
Santa: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

 

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Santa painter

Santa was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house.

"You did a great job." he said and handed the man a check.

"Also, in order to thank-you, here's an extra Five hundred rupees to take the Mrs out to dinner and a movie."

Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was the painter.

Thinking the painter had forgotten something Santa asked, "What's the matter, did you forget something?"
"Nope." replied the painter. "I'm just here to take your Mrs out to dinner and a movie like you asked."

Santa with new car

Santa had just gotten a new car and was out for a drive when he accidentally cut off a truck driver. Truck driver motioned for Santa to pull over.

When Santa did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to Santa, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!"

He then went to Santa's car and cut up his leather seats.

When he turned around, Santa had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!"

He gets a bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at Santa, he has a smile on his face.

He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.

Now Santa's laughing.

The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of petrol, pours it on her car and sets it on fired.
He turns around and Santa is laughing so hard he is about to fall down.

"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.

Santa replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!!"